122 posts tagged “qotd” (page 2)
I am a farmer who raise ducks and cows. The animals have a total of 9 heads and 26 feet. How many ducks and cows do I have?
Submitted by The BlueTie.
I am a girl who picks on the QofD. I have two hands, two feed, a head, a set of nunchuks, and some brass knuckles. For the purposes of this question, we'll leave out my well-armed midget assassin sidekick. Which one is going to be the first to make contact with your body? Bonus question: Will it leave a mark?
What question do you wish you'd never asked.
Submitted by cha0tic.
I'm thinking I'd have to say "What question do you wish you'd never asked" except I've never asked that. For questions I do like asking (and I do like asking questions), I'm kinda partial to my "Ask arbed anything" ones. Something interesting always comes up.
What's the closest thing you have to a time machine?
Submitted by Verisimilitude.
I call it "a clock".
Well, what else could this question mean?
How do you choose your Vox neighbors and friends?
Submitted by gcgal.
Russian roulette.
What is your legacy?
Submitted by Beautifully Broken.
I'm glad you used "is", BB, because I'd like to think I still have a chance to come up with a better legacy to leave than, say, falling asleep in inappropriate places. In the meantime, feel free to have a chuckle at some lolz I'm slightly prouder of than the whole sleep thing.
July is national ice cream month! What's your favorite flavor?
Submitted by LittleWiseOne.
As a special treat, I don't know much that will beat Baskin Robbins Peanut Butter Chocolate.
If you could leave notes for the future, what message would you have left in the past for today?
Submitted by Nameless.
What a convoluted question. I feel all twisty just reading it. However, here goes:
Stop procreating so damn much
Bring sunscreen
Eat your vegetables
Diversify your stock portfolio
Never hang a chad
Be sweet to that lovely arbed girl
What question do you hate being asked?
must..... bite........ tongue
....hard
How are you celebrating the 4th of July?
Party in my cubicle! Come on over, everyone!
(I'm reminded of the morning radio show I listen to as I get ready for work: one guy says this morning "So it's the fourth of July in the US today...". I could barely keep myself from calling in to inform him that it's the fourth of July pretty much everywhere else, too. Oh, I should mention that I really quite dislike this guy, so I mentally pick or hate on pretty much everything he says.)
If you could do anything you want tomorrow, what would it be?
Submitted by Becca-Pink.
<whines> But Mooooom, why can't I do it todaaaaaaaaay?
