27 posts tagged “funny”

I may not like the guy as a  politician and as our prime minister, but he does have a good sense of humour, and he does a great job here - watch the video. For all my American friends - Harper leads a minority government that is always being threatened with the non-support of the opposition parties, which would lead to an election.

a few excerpts from this new site:

I was sitting in a boring, 90 degree meeting room, and my co-worker pulled out a pocket knife and spent the meeting turning his loafers into open-toed sandals. IMMD.

My best friend’s pet rat passed away and he buried him in a custom-made coffin: a hollowed-out block of cheddar. IMMD.

Sitting on my porch, I watched a man walking his dog and not picking up after it. I then saw the same man walk back by and step on his own dog’s poop. He was pissed. IMMD

Today someone stole my wallet. There was $50 inside. I’m just checking this website to see if it made anyone’s day.

...especially the spaceship with laser and evil

Should I have laughed or been worried tonight when I saw a car with a bumper sticker that said "I ♥ my guide dog"?

Okay, we all know about engrish.com, but I hadn't realized that the cheezburger peeps had an engrish site of their own. I'm only halfway through the site and have found way too many to choose to post here, so you'll have to check it out for yourself if you haven't already. There are some real gems, trust me.

This pic from ICHC cracked me up but it also perfectly demonstrates what is probably my only problem with lolcats: either write your caption in lolspeak or write it in proper English. Writing a whole caption in proper English with the exception of one lolspeak word just doesn't make a whole lot of sense to me. Maybe it's just an odd peeve I have, but there you go.

Funny-pictures-yes-the-grass-will-make-excellent-barfs

Okay, attempt #2 - stop fucking me over, vox

a general funny

Fagtastic

I've heard they're worth it

Firemen

cranky and I can identify with this one

Once upon a time

stationery for Laurie

Skull crossbones notecards

perfect for Val

Satan's recipes

think TJ will send this to someone?

Greetings

the owner of the site is definitely a dem

More repubs

Yo mama

Believe it or not, I was looking at webcomics. I find the best stuff when I'm not looking for it. Check out The 25 Most Disturbing Sex Toys. The combo of pictures, blurb, and quote from the products' websites makes for funny stuff. And you guys thought I was the only one who had ever heard of the Baby Jesus Butt Plug when I posted about it one time. They've got plenty of other lists to check out, too, if you're so inclined.

Today requires amusement. I have a pretty nasty headache so I need the distraction. Yes, I have a lot of work to get done, but that does nothing for a headache. Hmmm, maybe I should have one of those bourbon balls. I brought them into the office today to get everyone liquored up.

So, it's your choice today. You can either tell me something funny or play "ask arbed anything". Heck, even both if you want.

Okay... GO!

I know I've posted a link to this site before, but I was just checking in on it for the first time in a while and there appears to be new stuff. Of course, the old stuff is still pretty freaking funny, too.