http://snuffleguppy.vox.com/library/posts/tags/butt+plug/page/1/ especially the chocolate ones en Vox Wed, 17 Jan 2007 20:54:53 -0500 Copyright 2007 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss butt plug http://snuffleguppy.vox.com/library/post/who-comes-up-with-this-stuff.html?_c=feed-rss-full nobody@vox.com(arbed) http://snuffleguppy.vox.com/library/post/who-comes-up-with-this-stuff.html?_c=feed-rss-full http://snuffleguppy.vox.com/library/post/who-comes-up-with-this-stuff.html?_c=feed-rss-full Wed, 17 Jan 2007 20:54:53 -0500 <p><span style="color: rgb(222, 140, 159);">Okay, so I&#39;m sitting here minding my own business, with the television on in the background (bad habit, I know), and suddenly I hear a woman&#39;s voice extoling the virtues of</span> <a href="http://www.evitamins.com/product.asp?pid=729">Super Colon Cleanse</a><span style="color: rgb(222, 140, 159);">. Well, that sure caught my attention. I always thought that was the kind of commercial that aired l ate at night or on local cable channels on Sundays.</span></p><p><span style="color: #de8c9f">Anyway, hearing this commercial got me to thinking about a few other fine products whose names have stuck with me over the years.</span></p><p><span style="color: #de8c9f">The drug store in the building where I used to work was a good source of odd products. At one point, I remember them doing a bit of renovating in the store and it seemed that they were using the opportunity to clear out their storage room and put a bunch of items on sale. On one visit, I almost had a fit when, within about thirty seconds, I saw not only a bag of </span><a href="http://www.evitamins.com/product.asp?pid=5711">Bowel Buddy</a> <span style="color: rgb(222, 140, 159);">bran wafers, but a tube of something that goes by the attention-grabbing name of </span><a href="http://www.crackcreme.com/">Crack Creme</a><span style="color: rgb(222, 140, 159);">. I was too scared to even check out what exactly it was supposed to cure. I was tempted to go on some kind of April Fool&#39;s Day shopping spree.</span></p><p><span style="color: #de8c9f">Aside from these, one of my favourite product mentions is for the</span> <a href="http://www.divine-interventions.com/baby.php">Baby Jesus Butt Plug</a><span style="color: rgb(222, 140, 159);">. This site is so utterly fantastic, I can&#39;t even put it into words - all I know is that if you believe in Hell, you&#39;re already sending me there in your mind..</span></p><p><span style="color: #de8c9f">Something new I just discovered as I was putting this post together absolutely cannot go without mention. In the spirit of the Baby Jesus Butt Plug, I now present to you </span><a href="http://www.celebritybuttplugs.com/gwtush.html">George W. Tush</a><span style="color: rgb(222, 140, 159);">, available in regular or Assquake versions. And oh baby, for the hard-to-buy-for person on your shopping list (bookmark this for Christmas!), you can - get this! - have a</span> <a href="http://www.celebritybuttplugs.com/custom.html">custom butt plug</a> <span style="color: rgb(222, 140, 159);">made in the image of your boss, best friend, or worst enemy. This fucking ROCKS! Can you imagine the looks on people&#39;s faces as they open their presents? Wow!</span></p><p><a href="http://thebunnylounge.vox.com/">IndyBunny</a><span style="color: rgb(222, 140, 159);"> posted a link to</span> <a href="http://www.nopeitssoap.com/">poop soap</a> <span style="color: rgb(222, 140, 159);">in the comments debating the nature of</span> <a href="http://stuft.vox.com/library/photo/6a00c225268ebc8e1d00cdf7f37f5d094f.html#comments">Crankypants&#39;s bathroom guest soaps</a><span style="color: rgb(222, 140, 159);">. They&#39;re individually made by hand, Voxies! But don&#39;t worry, they smell like coffee - uh huh. And you&#39;d better hurry - if you order by January 21st, you can get some hot, steaming free piles o&#39; poop with your order. If you&#39;ve ever wondered why you could never get your hands on some free shit in this world, well wonder no more - you have found free shit heaven!</span></p><p><span style="color: #de8c9f">Hmmm, this was rather fun - I think I&#39;ll do another odd products post again some time - I&#39;m rather an odd product myself, so it&#39;s only fitting!<br /></span></p><p><span style="color: #de8c9f"><em>edit: corrected the poop soap credit so it shows Indy now - apologies to Little Miao for associating her with poo...&#160; ;-)</em></span><br /></p><p><br /></p> <p style="clear:both;"> <a href="http://snuffleguppy.vox.com/library/post/who-comes-up-with-this-stuff.html?_c=feed-rss-full#comments">Read and post comments</a> | <a href="http://www.vox.com/share/6a00c225266b2e8e1d00d41413d20d685e?_c=feed-rss-full">Send to a friend</a> </p> soap george bush poop odd products butt plug best of blog