yeah, I don't know why I did it either, but you'll do it, right?

I'm bored and don't feel like doing anything that I should be doing, so I played around on the internet and cobbled together one of these inane question things. I unashamedly stole these questions from a few different spots to make one list. Yes, it's stupid and not even very funny, but amuse me anyway, okay? I'll do something nice for you some day, honest.

1. What’s your name spelled backwards?                                                  eman ruoy

2. Have you ever licked a 9 volt battery?                                                    explains a lot, doesn’t it?

3. Last time you swam in a pool?                                                             can’t swim but wish I had a pool to splash around in

4. Type of music you dislike most?                                                           twangy my-neighbour-ran-off-with-my-three-legged-alcoholic-dog shit

5. Do you have cable?                                                                             boo, no, but our basic channels in Canada are okay

6. Ever made a prank phone call?                                                             what’s your number?

7. Would you go bungee jumping or sky diving?                                         sky diving

8. Chips or popcorn?                                                                               chocolate

9. Have you ever smoked peanut shells?                                                   I’m starting to wish I had

10. Orange juice or apple?                                                                       orange

11. Have you ever won a trophy?                                                             does a plaque or ribbon count?

12. Ever ordered from an infomercial?                                                       the edgarmeister 3000

13. Ever thrown up in public?                                                                   I, uhhh, won’t answer this

14. Would you prefer being a millionaire or finding true love?                       millionaire, because my true love will hear about my lotto win and find me, even though he won’t be after my money, no sirree

15. Where would you like to go right now?                                                anywhere -  I'm a millionaire, remember?

16. Ever spin around in circles until you got so dizzy you fell?                   what do you think I was doing before I got the great idea to do this?

17. What's the most comfortable thing you own?                                      edgar – he’s comfortable anywhere

18. Have you ever stolen a sign from a street?                                          no but I’m sure the person I was with did

19. What was the last thing you were thinking about?                              question 18, duh

20. Is the moon out right now?                                                               I kept my pants on just to answer these questions

21. What's one of your weird quirks that nobody really understands?         that I started this even though I hate list things – it’s a new quirk

22. Ever thought about why grass is green?                                             it’s a conspiracy, I tell you – they just want you to *think* it’s green

23. Can you build a detailed sand castle?                                                I can’t draw a straight line with a ruler and you  want not only a sand castle, but  a detailed one?

24. What's one of your favorite possessions?                                            edgar

25. Do you like to sleep?                                                                        zzzzzzz, huh, wha?

26. Is your bed comfortable?                                                                   yes, and the popped springs are there to make sure I don’t fall out of my nice comfortable bed

27. What's the most awkward thing that happened to you in public?           #13 is right up there on the list – whew, good thing I was drunk at the time and don't remember much about it

28. Who's the last person that freaked you out?                                        me, when I decided to make this

29. How come macaroni and cheese is so good?                                      it’s the crunchy buttered crumbs I put on top

30. Is pink the new black?                                                                      if it is, kill me now – and pink and black together is just wrong

31. What thought made you cry last?                                                     please see #28