they've gotta stop soon, right?

May 9, 2008 at 3:29 PM
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Another news story. I remember reading about this family when their last child was born nine months ago (you do the math). Raise your hand if you're surprised the father's name is Jim Bob.

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I misread your post the first time. I thought you said their ninth child was born a few months ago. Then I clicked on the link and saw eighteen and almost fainted. Holy fuck. That beats Mr. IG's cousin, who does have nine (at last count -- I haven't checked lately...she may be catching up to Mrs. Jim Bob, who knows.)

*cough* :-D

my first reaction was, "of *course* his name is jim bob. who the f**k else would refuse to buy condoms? oh, and of *course* they're home-schooled. and of COURSE they are members of some freakish evangelical christian sect that believes that every child is a blessing, even if they do have to buy a 21-person bus just to go out to dinner."

Population control should be implemented soon... this is insane. and they'll just all do the same thing like their mother. the future portrayed in Idiocracy is nigh.

I suppose this is as good a time as any to bring out this PSA
(yes, that's them)

OMG they're only at 15 kids in the PSA - lol. The oldest boy is bigger than his father. I think he should grab his dad and punch him in the nuts.

grab, twist and pull... isn't that the defense method?

Oh lordy.

And would you believe that I've caught several of their "specials" on the Discovery Channel? It's like a trainwreck: I just can't look away. I am by turns horrified and gamely trying not to judge too harshly. But really...c'mon! Being pregnant for 11 years of her life. Jay-sus!

I couldn't even do something that felt good for 11 straight years.

GOD JUST KEEPS GIVIN' EM BABIES!

That's what she said on the Today show. Sheesh.

I say ask her what she calls that thing between Jim Bob's pasty thighs....if she says "god" then we know where the problem lies. :P

I saw this on Jezebel earlier this afternoon and just about died. It lead to a discussion about Religious Hair Styles (slow day at the office). I also wonder about her insides and the mess that they must be from her birthing a baseball team.

OMFG.

Seriously, doesn't she have any health problems?!

they've gotta stop soon, right?

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